Why am I always wrong 1

Why am I always wrong? Crowd: WHY AM I ALWAYS WRONG? Call: I thought I was right! Crowd: YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE RIGHT! Call: I opened my mouth! Crowd: SHOULDN’T HAVE TONIGHT! All: Why am I always wrong, I don’t know why, I nod my head, say “sorry”, let it slide. I love my wife, I know she’s strong, Still somehow… I’m always wrong! Call: Didn’t mean that! Crowd: YOU MEANT SOMETHING ELSE! Call: Wrong tone! Crowd: WRONG DAY AS WELL! Call: Same words! Crowd: WRONG WAY, MATE! All: SHOULD’VE KNOWN THAT TWENTY MINUTES AGO! All: Why am I always wrong, raise your glass, Learned it young and it stuck fast. Not a fight song, not a moan, Just a bloke trying to get it right at home! Short breakdown chant (for laughs) (claps, half-time) All: Not the words! Not the time! Not the look on my stupid face! Lead: So what was it? Crowd: EVERYTHING, MATE! Final chant (big finish) All: Why am I always wrong? Still here! Still trying! Still singing along! Why am I always wrong? Love her to bits… but apparently… WRONG!